The One Who Was Not My Superman

FLASHBACK FRIDAY!

When a guy calls you Lois Lane, 
grabs your hand to runs it down his wash board abs 

and makes you check out his intense arm muscles, 
just walk away...

Yes, of course I experienced this a few nights ago and 

was once again thrown under the bus. 

My guy friend was witness to all of this and did nothing! 

Instead he just laughed and said- 

"Yeah you are Lois Lane!"

To which I replied and a snarky manor,

"But you are not my Superman!"

MISTAKE!!

Thank You For Your Service

Today, I skip the relation-shit stories &

think about how thankful I am for our country's veterans.

THANK YOU.

"As we express our gratitude, 

we must never forget that the highest appreciation

is not to utter words,

but to live by them."

- John F. Kennedy

The One Who Left Me On A Curb

FLASHBACK FRIDAY!

Once again, I have encountered another relation-shit.

How they keep finding me, I have no idea. 

But hey, at least it makes for good stories. 

Am I right?

It all started while I was visiting a friend in Northern California. 

I met (what I thought) was the "perfect guy." 

An anti-relation-shit. 

Someone who would break the trend I am so good at following.

We hit it off after we realized our mutual love and obsession for Eminem

(the rapper, not the candy),

and we knew we would get along just fine.

Plus he was not horrible to look at and had my same sarcastic humor.
The kind most guys just can't keep up with.

So while my friend was at work, this boy was nice enough to hang out with me. 

We went to the local dairy farm and got some ice cream. 

So far so good with this one,
but then he gets a call from his ex...

The One With Dating Advice

Everyone has some type of advice about relationships...

but most of them suck.

I'll be honest, 

I rant on here about my life experiences in hopes 
that someone will relate to my pain.

Chances are, it's nothing like your life.

I recently went to lunch with an old friend

and she is probably the one person that has relation-shits like me.

Maybe even more often/worse.

In the best way possible of course.

She was given some great dating advice,

so I thought I would share this rare wisdom with you all-

The One Who Wanted To Be Blogged

FLASHBACK FRIDAY!

The other night I ventured out to the bars.

So while in one of the bars, a member of my class approached me,
slightly very wasted

and told me he wanted to be in my blog.

Boy: "Can I take you out on a date and then you can write about it in your blog?!"

Me: "What?"

"Your blog is one of the blog's I actually read each week!"

 "Thank you but why would you want to go on a date and 

hope it's a good Relation-Shit story?"

"I'll take you out to Chili's and buy you a margarita!"

When someone asks you out on a date
so they can end up in a Relation-Shit blog, 

you can only imagine what kind of date it will be...