Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts

December 06, 2013

The One Who Wanted A Sugar Baby

FLASHBACK FRIDAY!

Time for another round of online dating 
"Did he really just message me that?!"

Yes, I am still participating in online dating shenanigans,
but I'm not as deticated as I used to be. 
It's just so much work to create compelling conversations via messaging, 
plus first dates make me want to puke.

But, I'm young, I'm figuring out my life and 
I'm ready to make awkward choices with my dating adventures. 
Why stop now? Right?

Once again I began the search for my online dating Prince Charming
and I ran into some interesting contenders... 

September 30, 2013

The One Who Humped My Car

I mean, at least it wasn't me...

You guessed it!
Alcohol was involved with this one.
But when is alcohol not involved in Relation-Shits?

The humping began earlier that night
at a popular piano bar called Howl at the Moon.

It was our friends birthday, the drinks were flowing,
the music was bumping and I was DD...

It really turned out to be the best thing
because I remember EVERYTHING
that everyone didn't want to.

And when I say everyone, 
I mean one person.

The Humper.

It began with buckets full of hard alcohol
and a chair.

The poor chair.

He just started humping it to the beat of the music.
Then he picked it up and started humping it more.
And then security had to step in and
ask him nicely to stop humping the chair.

But that wasn't the end of it.

September 02, 2013

The One Who Broke Up With Song Lyrics

That awkward moment when you use a song lyric as a break up line
and they notice few weeks later when they hear the song on the radio...

If you had one shot, or one opportunity

to seize a break up and make it everything you ever wanted,
would you capture it or just let it slip?

Yup, my embarrassing nature strikes again!
Well, this was about two years ago but none the less, 
I think about it every time I hear the song and have a good laugh.

Back when Adele was just gaining popularity and hitting the main stream, 
I was ending a relationship with someone.
Ok, fine. They were ending it with me.
Happy?

Perfect timing though because
"Someone Like You" just came out and it spoke to me-
Thank you Adele for lyrically describing what we were all feeling.

Of course after being struck by Adele's raw lyrics,
I knew this was how I needed to express myself
when my guy and I had our final good-bye talk...

"You know, sometimes it lasts in love and sometimes it just hurts instead."

I felt like a boss with my ever so thought provoking words,
which I knew he would never connect because he was an iPod man
and never listened to the radio.

And he agreed with me!
Score! 
That is until I got a text from him a few weeks later...

"So I was listening to the radio...did you take that line from a song?"