Tough Mudder: What Was I Thinking?

Tough Mudder is the self-proclaimed

"toughest event on the planet."

I signed up for this.

I'm sitting on my couch.

Eating Reeses Peaces right now.

The event is tomorrow.

WHAT WAS I THINKING?!

For those of you not familiar with Tough Mudder, 

check out this very scary & intimidating video

Maybe I should have watched this before I signed up

or maybe I should have actually trained to run 10 miles

or maybe I should just stop being such a baby

when it comes to pushing myself to the limit...

But the limit is just so hard.

And not running is great.

Like, the best thing ever. 

Who actually enjoys running?!

No one.

Erin go Bragh!

As in Ireland Forever!

Pronounced Erin go bra.

Something to shout while you're at the bars tonight... 

(or this afternoon)

You're welcome.

Cheers & Happy St. Patrick's Day!

The One Who Games

FLASHBACK FRIDAY!

Mini Relation-Shit

Tonight everyone & their mom are out doing something random,
which left me at home to fend for myself.

Well of course I did not want to sit at home alone & do nothing!

So, I texted a good friend of mine 
to see if he wanted to chill and watch a movie. 

This was his response-

"I'm suppose to scrimmage with my clan sometime tonight."

I think I need to make more friends who don't game...

Friend-Shit much? 

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day!

For those of you staying in tonight & stalking the internet

for entertaining content to distract you from

the Hallmark holiday, enjoy these memes...

The One Who Was OUR Valentine

FLASHBACK FRIDAY

Ladies & Gentlemen, 
I have found the perfect man!

He cooks, he looks good in a suit & he knows how to charm the ladies.

Who is this man you may ask?

None other than -
a guy I went to school with who probably doesn't want 
to be named in this flashback...

You may think I have found my one true love, 
but don't worry, he is still single actually taken these days.
Sorry.

But me & my meatball roommate were lucky enough to spend a

beautiful Valentine's Day with him 
when we thought we would be alone. 

It all started about a week ago when he posted on Facebook

"Any one free on Feb 14th? And a female?"

To which my roommate & I responded 

"Our entire Sideways household is! Do you cook?"