The One Who WAS Single

FLASHBACK FRIDAY!

Not too long ago I wrote a blog about my brother 
joining the single world. 

Finally, I had another person to understand me during family events 

because every person in my family has a significant other.

A few weekends ago, my family traveled to 
wonderfully secluded Bishop, CA. 

My Uncle, not having a Facebook, 
thus not keeping up to date on the family gossip,
was not aware of my brothers recent breakup-

The One Who Said Thank You

Thank you cards are great.

Especially when they provide you with a backhanded thank you.

Enter- my brother...

He recently came across this whole thank you card thing.

Only took him 22 years

and we were al lucky enough to receive

these beautiful cards after his birthday this year.

The thing with my brother though

is that he can't just write a sweet, nice and thoughtful card.

No.

It has to be backhanded in someway, shape or form.

At least with my card...

The One Without Boundaries

FLASHBACK FRIDAY!

This particular one involves my younger brother,
who has not learned the meaning of personal space or boundaries. 

So I guess with this situation it is a sibling-shit,

and when I say shit, I mean literally... 

I was brushing my teeth in our shared bathroom

and my brother walks in.

Pulls down his pants, 

And sits on the toilet. 

Tooth brush still in mouth I yell,   

"Are you taking a shit while I am in here brushing my teeth?!?!" 

My brother: 

"Yes, now can you please get out so I can have some privacy?" 

"What the hell?!?! That's disgusting! I'm brushing my teeth!" 

"Well you should have thought about doing that after I was done..." 

Trying to run out of the death trap as fast as I could,  

I ran to my room to tell my friend what just happened to me. 

Her response,

"Man I'm glad I don't have to live here..."

This is my life. 

A brother I have to live with who does not 

give a shit about my personal bubble.

Anyone looking for a roommate?