Showing posts with label personal bubble. Show all posts
Showing posts with label personal bubble. Show all posts

September 27, 2013

The One Without Boundaries

FLASHBACK FRIDAY!

This particular one involves my younger brother,
who has not learned the meaning of personal space or boundaries. 

So I guess with this situation it is a sibling-shit,
and when I say shit, I mean literally... 

I was brushing my teeth in our shared bathroom
and my brother walks in.
Pulls down his pants, 
And sits on the toilet. 

Tooth brush still in mouth I yell,   

"Are you taking a shit while I am in here brushing my teeth?!?!" 

My brother: 
"Yes, now can you please get out so I can have some privacy?" 

"What the hell?!?! That's disgusting! I'm brushing my teeth!" 

"Well you should have thought about doing that after I was done..." 

Trying to run out of the death trap as fast as I could,  
I ran to my room to tell my friend what just happened to me. 

Her response,
"Man I'm glad I don't have to live here..."

This is my life. 
A brother I have to live with who does not 
give a shit about my personal bubble.

Anyone looking for a roommate?