FLASHBACK FRIDAY!
Ever been shit-faced on a first date?
Ever been shit-faced on a first date?
No?
Well that makes one of us...
Well that makes one of us...
Who does that?!
I mean really, why would you show your drunk ass bitch side
in front of a potential second date?
in front of a potential second date?
Well, unfortunately I'm not as smart as I look,
(it's the glasses, I know, they're deceiving)
and I had a little too much "fun" on a date a friend set me up on.
So this is how the story goes-
My friend and his wife had the great idea to set me up with their friend
My friend and his wife had the great idea to set me up with their friend
because my love life basically consisted of relation-shits.
Advice for a first date:
Don't go to a beer festival followed by three bars.
Don't go to a beer festival followed by three bars.
Drinking too much on the first date may cause you to do things
you regret the next day.
Just saying.
you regret the next day.
Just saying.
