The One With The Best Pick Up Line

FLASHBACK FRIDAY

Location: Small town bar. 

Targets: Me and my roommate.

Pickup Line: One for the record books-

Sitting at a table drinking some beers,
my roommate and I were approach by a cute boy.

Thinking he will pull the usually
"Do you go to school around here" line, 

we were not mentally prepared for the direction it went.

Boy: "Hey ladies! So who are you going to vote for in the 2012 elections?"

With confused,
"I am not sure where this came from" looks on our faces, 

my roommate took one for the team.

The wrong team...

"Ummmm, Joe Biden"

Boy: "The Vice President? OK..."

And then there's me...

The One Who Ruined The First Date

FLASHBACK FRIDAY!

Ever been shit-faced on a first date?

No? 
Well that makes one of us...

Who does that?! 

I mean really, why would you show your drunk ass bitch side
in front of a potential second date? 

Well, unfortunately I'm not as smart as I look,

(it's the glasses, I know, they're deceiving) 

and I had a little too much "fun" on a date a friend set me up on.

So this is how the story goes- 
My friend and his wife had the great idea to set me up with their friend 

because my love life basically consisted of relation-shits.

Advice for a first date:
Don't go to a beer festival followed by three bars. 

Drinking too much on the first date may cause you to do things 
you regret the next day. 

Just saying.