The One Who Ordered Diet

FLASHBACK FRIDAY

My roommates and I 
obviously do not have the best of luck with guys. 

But, I have good news this time!

FINALLY, one of my roommates found a nice guy! 

He is cute, polite and just a genuine person. 

Yes, they do exist at our school! 

Shocker, I know.

There was only one problem with this guy…
he ordered the wrong soda.

Say whaaaaa?!
Let me explain the breakdown of the date 
as told by my roommate-

"First we get into his car and there's no music! How awkward is that?!! 
So we just made random small talk but it got worse..."

With confused looks on our faces, 
my roommates and I waited to hear what happened next-

The One Who Ruined The First Date

FLASHBACK FRIDAY!

Ever been shit-faced on a first date?

No? 
Well that makes one of us...

Who does that?! 

I mean really, why would you show your drunk ass bitch side
in front of a potential second date? 

Well, unfortunately I'm not as smart as I look,

(it's the glasses, I know, they're deceiving) 

and I had a little too much "fun" on a date a friend set me up on.

So this is how the story goes- 
My friend and his wife had the great idea to set me up with their friend 

because my love life basically consisted of relation-shits.

Advice for a first date:
Don't go to a beer festival followed by three bars. 

Drinking too much on the first date may cause you to do things 
you regret the next day. 

Just saying.

The One Who Kidnapped Me

FLASHBACK FRIDAY!

At my college, we have the ever so wonderful ratio of 

70% female and 30% male students. 

Being the straight female that I am, 
it leaves little wiggle room in my dating pool.

But luck was on my side last year when I found myself a man, 
I mean a boy...

I admired him from afar in my Philosophy class and 

thanks to my charming personality, he was doing the same. 

We all know what the next step is after determining there's a spark.
 You make the friendship Facebook official!

This all basically lead up to our first date. 

Make that our ONLY date.