The One Who Likes Smart

FLASHBACK FRIDAY!

 It's been about 2 months of online dating, 
give or take, 

and I have survived four dates thus far.

They have consisted of beer, coffee, coffee, and coffee.

As well as admitting to an emotional side... 

Now, I am all for guys opening up and expressing their emotions, 

but when it comes to movies, 
maybe don't admit on the 1st date that you cried more in 
Les Misérables than your sister.

I appreciate the honesty 
BUT I also appreciate some mystery in a date.

And while overall it went well and he was a great guy,

I also just got a few new messages in my inbox and

I mean, when I get a message like this, 

how could I not want to meet up with this guy?!

"Hey girl hey. I am a shirtless buff guy who likes glasses and names that start with the letter A (because it's first)."

What a charmer...and shirtless? 

Hell yeah!
Plus, it sounds like I am his perfect girl.

Now for his profile- What he is looking for:

"A 6'4 Amazon woman capable of crushing my body 
whilst in the throes of an erotic experience. 

Or smart. I like smart."

I mean, I think I qualify for one of those.

So, he's saying there's a chance...

Gobble Till You Wobble!

Today, I am thankful for Relation-Shits.

Yes, that's right.

Relation-Shits.

They have taught me about myself, 

the type of relationship I am looking for,

the type of people I don't need in my life

and the friends that really have my back.

Shitty at times

but worth it in the end.

Oh yeah, 

and I'm also thankful for

family, friends, my job, food on my table and Leo.

Dicaprio.

What are you thankful for this year?

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

AND every Thanksgiving episode of FRIENDS...

The One Who Pulled The Naked Man

FLASHBACK FRIDAY

The Naked Man.
An urban legend to most 
but for those lucky few, 
an experience they will never forget.

For those of you who don't watch "How I Met Your Mother", 

The Naked Man has been a long argued attempt to getting some action. 

That argument being
whether or not it actually works.

Here is a short clip from "How I Met Your Mother"
 to give you a better idea of the act that is The Naked Man...

The One Who Left Too Soon

Relation-shits are not just about dates gone wrong
or funny roommate problems
or brothers that shit in front of you.

They are also about finding love
and unfortunately, experiencing loss.

The One Who Was Not My Superman

FLASHBACK FRIDAY!

When a guy calls you Lois Lane, 
grabs your hand to runs it down his wash board abs 

and makes you check out his intense arm muscles, 
just walk away...

Yes, of course I experienced this a few nights ago and 

was once again thrown under the bus. 

My guy friend was witness to all of this and did nothing! 

Instead he just laughed and said- 

"Yeah you are Lois Lane!"

To which I replied and a snarky manor,

"But you are not my Superman!"

MISTAKE!!

Thank You For Your Service

Today, I skip the relation-shit stories &

think about how thankful I am for our country's veterans.

THANK YOU.

"As we express our gratitude, 

we must never forget that the highest appreciation

is not to utter words,

but to live by them."

- John F. Kennedy

The One Who Left Me On A Curb

FLASHBACK FRIDAY!

Once again, I have encountered another relation-shit.

How they keep finding me, I have no idea. 

But hey, at least it makes for good stories. 

Am I right?

It all started while I was visiting a friend in Northern California. 

I met (what I thought) was the "perfect guy." 

An anti-relation-shit. 

Someone who would break the trend I am so good at following.

We hit it off after we realized our mutual love and obsession for Eminem

(the rapper, not the candy),

and we knew we would get along just fine.

Plus he was not horrible to look at and had my same sarcastic humor.
The kind most guys just can't keep up with.

So while my friend was at work, this boy was nice enough to hang out with me. 

We went to the local dairy farm and got some ice cream. 

So far so good with this one,
but then he gets a call from his ex...

The One With Dating Advice

Everyone has some type of advice about relationships...

but most of them suck.

I'll be honest, 

I rant on here about my life experiences in hopes 
that someone will relate to my pain.

Chances are, it's nothing like your life.

I recently went to lunch with an old friend

and she is probably the one person that has relation-shits like me.

Maybe even more often/worse.

In the best way possible of course.

She was given some great dating advice,

so I thought I would share this rare wisdom with you all-

The One Who Wanted To Be Blogged

FLASHBACK FRIDAY!

The other night I ventured out to the bars.

So while in one of the bars, a member of my class approached me,
slightly very wasted

and told me he wanted to be in my blog.

Boy: "Can I take you out on a date and then you can write about it in your blog?!"

Me: "What?"

"Your blog is one of the blog's I actually read each week!"

 "Thank you but why would you want to go on a date and 

hope it's a good Relation-Shit story?"

"I'll take you out to Chili's and buy you a margarita!"

When someone asks you out on a date
so they can end up in a Relation-Shit blog, 

you can only imagine what kind of date it will be...