The One Who Games

FLASHBACK FRIDAY!

Mini Relation-Shit

Tonight everyone & their mom are out doing something random,
which left me at home to fend for myself.

Well of course I did not want to sit at home alone & do nothing!

So, I texted a good friend of mine 
to see if he wanted to chill and watch a movie. 

This was his response-

"I'm suppose to scrimmage with my clan sometime tonight."

I think I need to make more friends who don't game...

Friend-Shit much? 

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day!

For those of you staying in tonight & stalking the internet

for entertaining content to distract you from

the Hallmark holiday, enjoy these memes...

The One Who Was OUR Valentine

FLASHBACK FRIDAY

Ladies & Gentlemen, 
I have found the perfect man!

He cooks, he looks good in a suit & he knows how to charm the ladies.

Who is this man you may ask?

None other than -
a guy I went to school with who probably doesn't want 
to be named in this flashback...

You may think I have found my one true love, 
but don't worry, he is still single actually taken these days.
Sorry.

But me & my meatball roommate were lucky enough to spend a

beautiful Valentine's Day with him 
when we thought we would be alone. 

It all started about a week ago when he posted on Facebook

"Any one free on Feb 14th? And a female?"

To which my roommate & I responded 

"Our entire Sideways household is! Do you cook?"

The One Who DGAF's

Today in a dressing room, this is what I overheard -

Girl #1: "I think I need a smaller size."

Girl #2: "Are you sure?"

Either she's a bitch of a friend
or the girlfriend we all want - an honest one.

When did it become too difficult to be honest with one another?
When we were children, out parents taught us
"If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all."

I feel like that hindered our honesty as adults.
Let's say you move in with a not so clean roommate
& no one has the guts to say anything...
That means a year talking about it behind her back
& looking like bitches.

So, what's worse?
Being honest
or censoring yourself.