The One With The Best Pick Up Line

FLASHBACK FRIDAY

Location: Small town bar. 

Targets: Me and my roommate.

Pickup Line: One for the record books-

Sitting at a table drinking some beers,
my roommate and I were approach by a cute boy.

Thinking he will pull the usually
"Do you go to school around here" line, 

we were not mentally prepared for the direction it went.

Boy: "Hey ladies! So who are you going to vote for in the 2012 elections?"

With confused,
"I am not sure where this came from" looks on our faces, 

my roommate took one for the team.

The wrong team...

"Ummmm, Joe Biden"

Boy: "The Vice President? OK..."

And then there's me...

"Totally voting for Stephen Colbert."

Well that didn't go as planned
for any of use, but it kept him around long enough 
to ask my roommate to dance!

Then only to leave us for the wild and crazy 40 year old woman 

who danced like no one was watching.

Although we totally all were. 

To each their own, right?

Lesson learned: 
ALWAYS be prepared for ANY pick-up lines out there ladies! 

Obviously, this may include Presidential Election questions.

So, it might be a good idea to read up on who is actually running...

Now roommate, who are you going to vote for?!