The One Who Made Out With My Forehead

This may be a little late...BUTTTT
FLASHBACK FRIDAY!

Yes, the title explains it all.

No, I did not see it coming.

Yes, alcohol was involved (on his part).

And no, that was not the only ridiculous thing he did that night.

Let me tell you a little about my friend- 

He is far from a ladies man but somehow he manages to get 

with a new girl at every party... 

Strange, I know. 
Boggles my mind.

Unfortunately for me, there were no single girls at 
my roommates 21st Birthday Bash. 

That left me as his target...

Ridiculous Moment #1:

Friend: "Ali, I'm going to talk to you about random things to

distract you from when I do this-" 

Tongue sticking out, he lunged to kiss me.

Thankfully, like a ninja, I dodged that shit.

I made my way over to the other side of the room 

and began talking with my friends about the recent attack on me.

Even More Ridiculous Moment #2:

I was talking to friends while lunging boy 
was on the other side of the room with two people we all just met. 
Then, I heard someone yell my name from across the room-

Friend: "ALI! DO YOU HAVE HERPES??"

Me: "No, *Insert Name Here*!"

Friend turns to the two guys, pats them on the back and says-

"You guys are good to go."

Final Ridiculous Moment #3:

 Even though he was being a drunk ass bitch, 
I did want to have a nice memory with my friend of 3 years.

I figured a picture was the best way to do so. 

I went up to him, hugged him and posed.
That was when the spit showed up. 

I felt him ferociously attacking my forehead 
in a manor that should never occur, even on lips. 

As I tried to pull away, the flash went off and 
I knew the memory that was made would 

not be one I wanted to remember for the rest of my life.

Besides my ugly ass reaction, 

this may be one of my all time favorite photos...
of us.

Now I know that I need to provide 
him with a single female for future parties...

Now, what can you learn from this one?

Start training yourself to dodge like a ninja, 
and two, help your friends monitor their alcohol intake. 

Then maybe they will refrain from making out with peoples foreheads.
Unless you're into that...
then more power to ya!